Showing your loved ones you care
in the only way you know how
Choose the card that best reflects your sentiment for your best pal.
Once you’ve added a cart to your cart, head straight to checkout.
If you’re sending to a friend, at checkout, check the box that says “ship straight to recipient”.
Add your message to the box that says “write the message you’d like printed inside”.
Complete the checkout, wait and giggle until it reaches your friends door.
Home of the emotionally inept and sentimentally clumsy
Bastard cards is the home for the emotionally inept and sentimentally clumsy friends, family or partners who have to say “I love you” in a different way.
Perhaps your best friend is getting married. The only greetings cards available are those that flaunt fluffy love poetry, wishing someone joy and happiness on their special day. Perhaps that is your genuine sentiment, deep down. But, it’s not generally how you express your love.
Normally, when you greet a friend, you call them a c*ck muncher or fat f**ker.
For example, you’re the type of person that, on the best day of your best friend’s life – their wedding day – you want a card that epitomises a best man speech. Something that brings a balanced mix of both horror and joy, as they open their utterly abusive wedding card (in front of their nan).
We have offensive cards for every occasion, including birthdays cards, wedding cards, engagement cards, anniversary cards for your special someone (or someone else’s, we won’t judge) and more.
