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33% of married couples report rarely having sex or no sex at all. That’s a real, actual stat from a study made by proper, serious, adult professionals outside of the Bastard Cards office. Holy shit – that’s a bitter pill to swallow!
Give your buddy the heads up with this card that is factual, informative, and should provide you with a giggle.
The ‘33% off on bitter pills to swallow’ engagement or wedding card is perfect for reminding your pal that, while marriage provides tax breaks, it provides very little in the way of sex. Then again, neither does being single. Perhaps buy them some lubrication and tissues to go with the card.
