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In western culture, the norm is to celebrate the conception of a child with a “congratulations” whilst grinning warmly.
But why? It’s not that hard to get pregnant! Just stop wearing a condom and, depending on your equipment, either spread your legs or your seed.
The ‘congratulations on not wearing a condom you slag” is the perfect combination of warm, congratulatory sentiment, whilst not so subtly reminding your buddy that actually, it’s not that hard to put bread in the oven.
