Congratulations, you married a dickhead

The Congratulations, you married a dickhead wedding card goes well with a Specsavers voucher and a sanity test wedding gift combo.

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It’s hard to see a loved one unhappy. It’s even harder to see them happy – don’t let them get away with it!

It’s important that you congratulate the bride on their marriage, while as subtly as possible, indicating that their partner is, in fact, a total dickhead. After all, you’ve suffered their dickheadery for a long time, and it’s only fair you warn the innocent about the dickheadery they’ve allowed to enter their lives.

Congratulate and chastise, all for the price of one card, with the Congratulations, you’ve married a dickhead wedding card.