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Apparently, there are some people who greet their friends by saying things like “Hey friend”, “Hi buddy” and “Hey babe”…
Not us, dick stain! Where we come from, the only appropriate way to greet someone is with an expletive or a put-down. Birthdays are no different.
Show your usual affection with an extra hard-hitting name like tampon-tunnel, twat-waffle or fuck-knuckle… fuck it, let’s use all 3!
The ‘Happy Birthday tampon-tunnel, twat-waffle, fuck-knuckle’ birthday card shows you’re both normal and affectionate at the same time. Honestly, who says “Hey babe”!?
