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What a lovely sentiment. You’re basically saying to your buddy that you’re so glad that his/her parents decided to copulate and create them because, without that, they wouldn’t be around for you to enjoy.
It’s not your fault that as part of that beautiful sentiment, they now have a mental image of their dad raw-dogging their mum all night long in the wheelbarrow position whilst making the haunting noises of a tortoise making sweet love. Is it?
This birthday card offers and acknowledges the genuine appreciation you have for your buddy whilst also ruining their birthday. What else are friends for?
