Yes, you can! Simply check the box that says “ship straight to recipient” at checkout and add the message you’d like to have printed inside.

If you want more explanation you can checkout our “How it works” section on our homepage.

Yes! If you want to send the card directly to the recipient, just check the “ship straight to recipient” box. This will reveal an input for their address, as well as a box to have a personalised message printed inside the card. For now though, you will have to settle for printed text. Doodles of genitalia are not yet supported.

No, not yet. While this is a feature we plan to add in the future, for now, you’ll just have to trust us that it’ll look amazing.

If you want to see the font used and how the finished cards look, see our example cards gallery.

We use a font called permanent marker which has a hand-written feel. If your friend or family member is an idiot, they’ll believe you wrote in it yourself.

If you want to see the font used and how the finished cards look, see our example cards gallery.

At the moment, no. It’s not something that we have planned at the moment, but things might change in the future.

Yes! We know it’s easy to leave greeting card selection until the last minute. We offer a variety of delivery options to suit your needs.

Royal Mail RM48: £0.95
Royal Mail RM24: £1.50
Royal Mail Tracked 24: £4.95
DPD Local Next Day: £9.95

If there is an issue with your order upon arrival, we would rather re-send your card or credit your account. However, if neither of these are viable, we can process a refund. Please do get in touch regarding this and please provide screenshots of your order. These can be sent to us at hello@bastardcards.com.

We will aim to look into this for you and get back to you as soon as possible.

In the event that a refund is issued, you will receive an email confirmation of your refund having been processed. However please be aware that banks might take an additional 2-14 days to refund the amount to your card.

Please note, it is not our policy to offer both a refund and a reprint/card credit.

We offer a variety of delivery options to suit your needs.

Royal Mail RM48: £0.95
Royal Mail RM24: £1.50
Royal Mail Tracked 24: £4.95
DPD Local Next Day: £9.95

You can create an account by registering through your email address. You can do this by clicking on the person icon in the top right hand corner of our site and then following the register instructions, or by clicking here. You can also sign up for an account during the checkout process.

Yes, your data is safe with us.  Our site uses https (as secure connection), so all your data is encrypted.

You can view our privacy policy here.

You can view all of your previous orders and other account information in the account menu which you can access here.

Unfortunately not – this is only available to use during the checkout process. Keep hold of it though, you can use it next time.

If you’ve ordered a card to the wrong address, please contact us as soon as possible via the website contact form or by email at hello@bastardcards.com.