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Marriage is tough. Well, cheers then, Captain Fucking Hindsight! If only someone warned them before they tied the knot, eh?
Enter, their future self. And they know all about the struggle. Their partner leaves lights on, drinks from the carton and always squeezes the toothpaste from the fucking middle.
This card provides your buddy with a message from themselves, you’re simply the messenger. It’s not your fault it’s delivered on the happiest day of their life, right?
The ‘A warning from the future you… marriage is fucking hard!‘ wedding or engagement card is a nice way to let your mate know that there are struggles in marriage, and it’s hard. If it goes wrong and they try to back out of the wedding, just tell them that their alternative future is a below-average car salesperson with an unhealthy addiction to masturbating in Burger King toilets. That should get them back on the right track.
