Description
The greatest gift you can give someone is joy. And what brings people the most joy in this world? If you said family, you’re wrong, and on so many levels.
The answer, of course, is an orgasm.
The genius of this card is that you’re wishing your buddy the happiest birthday with the best climax, while simultaneously telling them to fuck off.
The ‘I bought you a dildo so you can go fuck yourself’ birthday card is sure to bring your buddy a lot of laughs, and possibly some screams.
