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Need a gift for a special occasion? Don’t bother! Save your money and get this card instead.
Despite how blatantly easy it is to buy some crappy electrical gift in the latest Amazon Prime flash sale, sometimes, you just can’t be arsed!
That’s why you should stop the bullshit and get them this piece of shit card, with a haunting visual reminder of what it looks like when someone, well, you know.
The I couldn’t be arsed to buy you a gift, so I got you this piece of shit card is perfect for any occasion that required a gift that you couldn’t be bothered to buy.
