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Height is measured in feet, horses in hands, men’s egos in millimetres and marriage, well, that’s measured in tits.
We should mention that this fact has yet to be substantiated with any scientific study, but who the hell cares.
Whether it’s for their engagement or on the day of their wedding, the I hope your marriage is as long as your tits is surely the greatest wish you can bestow on your loved ones on the happiest day of their lives.
