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Last minute birthday celebration and didn’t organise a cake? Don’t worry, fat-shame your friend instead and make it feel like their fault.
But seriously, cake is high in processed fats and sugar, so you’re actually doing them a big favour – because what’s a better birthday gift than your friend’s health?
Wish your buddy a happy birthday in good health with the ‘Happy Birthday, I’d get you a cake but you don’t need the calories’ birthday card.
