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As Benjamin Franklin once said, “Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards”. We have no idea what he meant either, but it’s fair to say that marriage is a tricky road to walk.
So tricky, in fact, it’s hard not to laugh at your mate and their poor fiance as they get prepared to transform into their respective stereotypes: the nagging wife and the lazy, immature husband.
The ‘Married, you say? Good luck, fuckwits!’ wedding or engagement card is the perfect way to wish the happy couple all the best for the future, whilst also laughing right in their face.
