NOW YOU’RE 18, EVEN THE NONCES AREN’T INTERESTED!

Your 18th birthday is a bitter-sweet milestone. Sure, you can drink, vote and be tried as an adult for crimes, but the real win is that the nonces aren’t really interested anymore.

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Your 18th birthday is a bitter-sweet milestone. Sure, you can drink, vote and be tried as an adult for crimes, but the real win is that the nonces aren’t really interested anymore.

Of course, as Oscar Wilde alluded to, the only thing worse than being stalked on Instagram is not being stalked on Instagram. Still, remind your pal, brother, sister or whoever it is that, now they’re 18, no one is interested anymore. We’re sure they’ll see the implied silver lining.

The ‘Now you’re 18, even the nonces aren’t interested‘ 18th birthday card is the perfect way for someone to start their 18th birthday.