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Oh, Frank. What a miserable old bastard he is. And a customer of ours, no doubt.
But the fact of the matter is, nobody gives anywhere near the number of ‘fucks’ about the wedding as the happy couple. Sometimes, it’s worth just reminding them that there are more important things going on in the world, like climate change, social injustice and Saturday afternoon football.
The ‘This is Frank. Frank gives as many fucks about your wedding as I do‘ is the perfect way to tell your pal that they should be honoured if you decide to turn up to the wedding at all.
