TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY ANYONE WOULD WANT TO MARRY YOU

Maybe it’s because we’re used to consistently and repeatedly greeting each other with expletives and offensive words that it’s sometimes hard to remember the good qualities in our friends and family.

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Maybe it’s because we’re used to consistently and repeatedly greeting each other with expletives and offensive words that it’s sometimes hard to remember the good qualities in our friends and family. Or, maybe, it’s because they have the personality of an ironing board and all the loveable qualities of a haemorrhoid.

That being said, how the hell is it that they’re getting married? Remind them of that fact before they blow it and their true personality shines through ruins their engagement.

The ‘Me trying to figure out why anyone would want to marry you…’ engagement or wedding card is the perfect way to bring people back down to earth on the happiest day of their lives.