UNIVERSITY OF LIFE: WAVE GOODBYE TO YOUR SEX LIFE

If the University of Life teaches you anything, it’s don’t piss into the wind, don’t eat unlabelled leftovers in the office fridge, and that married people replace sex with cycling.

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If the University of Life teaches you anything, it’s don’t piss into the wind, don’t eat unlabelled leftovers in the office fridge, and that married people replace sex with cycling.

This informative doctor’s surgery pamphlet-esque wedding card is the perfect way to impart some of your wisdom to the apparently oblivious couple. For today it’s exciting and risqué outdoor sex, tomorrow it’s Allen Keys and air fryers. By the way, if you don’t own an air fryer, consider it. They’re awesome!

The ‘Univerity of Life: Wave goodbye to your sex life’ pamphlet-style wedding or engagement card is the perfect warning that triples up as a thoughtful card and gift (the gift of knowledge, of course).