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Charles Darwin once said (probably), “It is not the fastest of a species that survives, it is that can outrun its friends”
I mean, have you ever stopped to think what the reality of Jurassic Park would actually be like? Basically, a giant, land-dwelling salt-water crocodile hunting you down to rip you limb from limb…
But don’t worry, as long as you have a friend who’s ‘larger’ than you, you can make your escape as they stop to gorge on human tartare. Your odds of survival just went up.
Let your buddy know how much you appreciate their theoretical sacrifice with the ‘You’re a good mate but it’s great to know that if it happens, I’m faster than you’ card.
