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FIRST IT’S CONFUSION. NEXT, IT’S WETTING THE BED. HAPPY BIRTHDAY OLD-TIMER
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GREAT STORY KAREN, BUT WHAT CHAPTER DO YOU SHUT UP?
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Happy birthday cradle snatcher
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Happy birthday from one cunt to another
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAMPON-TUNNEL, TWAT-WAFFLE, FUCK-KNUCKLE
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Happy birthday to the world’s best shit talker
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Happy birthday to the world’s most beautiful cumdumpster
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Happy birthday you nonce
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SEE YOU SOON
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I bought you a dildo for your birthday so you can go fuck yourself
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I got you this piece of shit card
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I KNOW YOU’RE INBRED YOU CRAYON EATING MOTHER FUCKER
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I SAW THIS CARD AND THOUGHT OF YOU. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LITTLE KNOB
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I’D GIVE YOU CAKE BUT YOU DON’T NEED THE CALORIES
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Let’s celebrate the day you fell out your mum’s minge
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NOW YOU’RE 18, EVEN THE NONCES AREN’T INTERESTED!
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