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33% OFF ON BITTER PILLS TO SWALLOW
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A WARNING FROM THE FUTURE YOU… MARRIAGE IS FUCKING HARD!
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Congratulations on not wearing a condom you slag
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Congratulations, you married a dickhead
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FIRST IT’S CONFUSION. NEXT, IT’S WETTING THE BED. HAPPY BIRTHDAY OLD-TIMER
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Get well soon, pecker boy
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GREAT STORY KAREN, BUT WHAT CHAPTER DO YOU SHUT UP?
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Happy birthday cradle snatcher
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Happy birthday from one cunt to another
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAMPON-TUNNEL, TWAT-WAFFLE, FUCK-KNUCKLE
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Happy birthday to the world’s best shit talker
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Happy birthday to the world’s most beautiful cumdumpster
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Happy birthday you nonce
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SEE YOU SOON
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I bought you a dildo for your birthday so you can go fuck yourself
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I got you this piece of shit card
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