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I hope your marriage is as long as your tits
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I KNOW YOU’RE INBRED YOU CRAYON EATING MOTHER FUCKER
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I SAW THIS CARD AND THOUGHT OF YOU. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LITTLE KNOB
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Let’s celebrate the day you fell out your mum’s minge
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MARRIED YOU SAY? GOOD LUCK, FUCKWITS!
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NOW YOU’RE 18, EVEN THE NONCES AREN’T INTERESTED!
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One year older, another inch longer
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Our family. You.
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SEE YOU… GET WELL SOON
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The cockroach book of Alison’s perverted stalker
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THIS IS FRANK. FRANK GIVES AS MANY FUCKS ABOUT YOUR WEDDING AS I DO
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TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY ANYONE WOULD WANT TO MARRY YOU
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UNIVERSITY OF LIFE: WAVE GOODBYE TO YOUR SEX LIFE
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WE WEREN’T SURE WHETHER TO ORGANISE A BIRTHDAY PARTY OR A SEANCE
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Without your dad raw-dogging your mum, you wouldn’t be here today
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